"She lasted two more years before quitting the industry altogether and now lives in Portland."

Dear Gen,

I am so, so, so angry so I'm going to apologize in advance for the tone of this post:

Stoned people love crafting. Trust.

Not shown from tape:

YES. We need to have a serious discussion about the militarization of the police force in this country. They drive tanks and carry weapons used on the battle fields of Iraq. They wear all black and hide behind mirror aviators. They have urban military tactical suppression and demolition training. This is about…

I firmly believe that this militarization of our domestic police force is the single most dangerous threat to our country. Our fundamental civil liberties are under siege and nobody seems to care because, terrorism!

You spelled "its" wrong. Twice.

Re: Kim and now being "low-maintanence"

This would be great if it was a flipbook of photos throughout the years. We could see her transformation through plastic sugery.

She'll have to explain to everyone that she had a shitty attention seeking mother.

Ugh, yes! Always it's "what this man does will change your life forever." No, no it didn't. I do believe what happened, it doesn't change anything, it's just a fairly mundane three minute video. STOP.

I detest the "you won't believe what happens" click-bait headlines. Just tell me what happens, or I'm not going to bother.

I would say bring Hoff back, he already performed at the wall in 1989.

Well, only some of the paper currency currently harbors diseases... Might as well put her face on it and make it official and across the board.

It's your job to help open a dialogue with your children and guide them on these topics.

Those aren't even dog names. They're like, names a 5-year-old would give a fish.

This, totally. He likes a warm bedroom, I like a cold bedroom. He also snores like planes landing - we both sleep better this way!