Honestly, whenever I hear about Sarah Palin these days, I beam like a baby that's just discovered the joys of passing gas. It makes me so happy that she's of no meaningful consequence anymore. She's a punch line, not a political power-player, and isn't that just delightful? Oh god, it's wonderful. Everything is…

Following your post, someone had to do this:

I would much rather go to hell. Know what you do in heaven? Sing and worship god. That's it. Forever all day and night. What a fucking narcissist! Yeah that sounds like a riot...

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

Why is this so damn difficult?!

The numbers reported by CNN represent one one-hundredth of one percent of the 300,000 people we have employed during this time period.

Fuck this lady. Seven months?! She let this go on for seven months without saying anything?! Was she just hoping it would go away or something? I hate stuff like this. Way to make it 10 times harder for actual rape victims to come forward and be believed. Especially women who were raped by public figures.

I have no sympathy for stupidity.

was this drawn strictly using Fashion Plate technology?

Eh, I don't knock them for that. They just know their target audience. Fat middle-aged angry men who are looking for the least creative/thoughtful way to win their wife back after being caught with a prostitute/underage boy. Solid advertising strategy.

I'll start us off: I'm sure Apple programmers would love to try pussy. I hear its more realistic than fleshlights.

You know...there are too many jokes to be made here. Yep. Too many.

Maybe they meant the mathematical mean. They did assign her a number.

No Kardashian kovers this week except for Khloe in the corner of Us Weekly. I'd say it's a pretty good week.

I guess when I carry handbags (if I'm not holding them by the handle, which, wait, now I am worried that I'm not supposed to do that!), I usually have them on my arm, but more tucked against my body with my arm pointing up slightly, rather than perfectly positioned midway between my elbow and wrist with forearm at a…

God damn, I finally found something about Taylor Swift to adore.

See Pammy, there are things about him you wouldn't understand! Things you COULDN'T understand. Things....you shouldn't understand.

I wish there was a show like "Wife Swap," but it was called "Life Swap," and Kim Kardashian had to work the real job of an actual poor person for a full year. And then at the end of it she was told that absolutely no cameras were rolling.