Because the women who regret it are loud and vocal because they want to stop others like they wished someone had stopped them. And it's true that some women regret their abortions—women who didn't have a choice to make because of how incredibly difficult it is to be a young or single mother in this country. Unless the…

This is great. I come from a very conservative state, and see a lot of "abortion is murder, period!" cockshittery on my facebook feed. I always feel for the women from my area who have abortions and then have to see that stuff and silently live with their totally healthy and okay choice. I've always felt like, for…

I wish actual hunters would hunt the Kardashian clan.

And this comment is a classic example of patriarchal bullshit. GO FUCK YOURSELF FUCKWAD.

Pull up your pants and get off my lawn!

Before I read your last sentence, all I could think was, "So he's basically telling us that he wants another Oz?"

Can we just rebrand birth control as Period Stabilizers? WARNING: Side effects may include an inability to conceive while on the medication?

No, I get the humor. I'm arguing the logic behind it.

"Jesus turned water into wine. I turned whiskey into vomit. It's basically the same thing and if you were dateable you'd get it."

Man, that's a whole lot of pictures of ugly shoes.

largely because I believe that most of the blame for the trajectory her life has taken can be placed on her parents.

Too subtle for good trolling. Try again. 2/10

I read "sock magnate" as "suck magnet." #sorrynotsorry

If that's what it takes to lose those pesky 8-10 pounds, then those fuckers are staying put! I am not dropping gluten and eggs and dairy, and doing that much exercise just to have to buy all new pants and probably bras too. I like eggs, and I dislike bra shopping.

On a day she doesn't make such a post, go "Did you remember to thank God for your crappy parking spot today? He's in charge of those too, you fair weather spiritualist!"

As a surly atheist, I get incredibly upset when people thank god when a doctor has just saved them. It wasn't a miracle, says surly atheist.

That her family will go bankrupt to cover her medical bills is more offensive to me than the idea that some idiot at KFC didn't like looking at her face. Idiots are idiots; you can't stop stupid. On the other hand, a health care system designed to take advantage of sick or injured people for financial gain is truly…

I can only assume they have a friend named Spencer.

It makes me sad because as somebody who is into BDSM this shit storm is the most horrible example ever. Not only do they not follow safe, sane, consensual (you never negotiate a contract after you get one party drunk); BDSM isn't something you need to be "cured" or "saved" from. Call it a phase or an exploration of…