I am guessing the gummy bear people have already rejected the "They're God's foreskin yummy" slogan.

I'm a parent and I'm delighted to have my 11-year old speak privately with her doctor about puberty and anything else she might want to discuss with HER DOCTOR. When are our children supposed to learn how to talk to their doctors? After they grapple with the most significant and confusing (not to say potentially…

What they need to address is his shitty photography. He's an "artist" in the same way Kim Kardashian is "famous".

I'm willing to put a petition up. I think we'd get 100K signatures in no time at all.

I try not to hate on Kimye too much (it seems like a "cool" thing to do these days) but they are LITERALLY begging for it. Fine, I hate both of your shallow, empty, vain and BORING asses. Jesus fucking Christ the ego on these people.

So I guess this will be the disgusting Urban Dictionary sex move double entendre for the phrase "Chinese Fire Drill"

The dainty, prissy fifis who just cannot bear to sit on a toilet seat are always the ones who make out with strangers in bars and give head after the penis has been in their butt.

INAL either but this sounds very familiar from other articles I've read in the past. It's not that they don't understand the Internet, the publicity they got from the site or that they even are upset about someone making money off ads. The point is that they *must* file the C&D as soon as she began making money or…

You're confusing branding and marketing with reality. Excluding clothes for children (not yet grown or developed human beings), clothes are just clothes. The distinction between old and young people's clothes is a fabrication of marketing and branding. Furthermore, in the case of women, the distinction is part of a…

Lighten up, Francis.

On behalf of old women everywhere, go fuck yourself. Seriously, is this what you spend your time thinking about? You remind me of my ex at 18 who had a whole plan about how he was going to kill himself when he turned 60 because after that he'd just be an embarrassment. Yawn. Existing While Saggy. It's a thing. Let go…

This is cute, but pug marriages are usually loveless arrangements. They are more about consolidating power and wealth between two pug houses.

Ohhhh....I love men.

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

The day I turn to the Kardashians, Duggars or Teen Moms as role models, I've become a waste of carbon.

Kanye's Gray Icing. This is all that came to mind.

I am the father of 3 pre-teen girls (one for less than a year and two who will not be teens for a while). I also don't follow that much of celebrity gossip and celebrity snark but I get that there are a lot of Rihanna haters out there. But while I don't want my 12-year-old to dress like this (and I doubt she'd want…

I feel like...

Not to mention our laws regarding asylum seekers- the horribly racist, inhumane ones that are actually against international law...

I find it very interesting that many Americans think they live in this world so apart from lets say, a war torn country in the Middle East where CNN loves to report a car bombing seemingly every week. And yet we just continue to have mass shootings, not to mention all the young black men dying on the street every day…