But polka and Czechs go hand in hand!
KittyDivine
KittyDivine
"because the cat has gone limp like an Occupy Portland protester"
Why the heck is she scraping the driver on concrete like that!? My husband would divorce me if he saw me handling his club with such disrespect.
Mazel tov, I look forward to the impending divorce coverage juggernaut. What's the under over on the length of Kimye wedded bliss?
Can someone photoshop a lobster on her bib?
That's very pretty. I like the sleeves, the veil, the silhouette, pretty much everything. Third time's the charm for getting it perfect?
Not all food.
SOMEONE'S TRYING TO TURN THE US INTO ONE BIG SHITFEST.
Yawn. This sums up my feelings about Katy Perry:
Yeah, he's the real thing. But shh - if those of us who get it keep really quiet about it then maybe we will still be able to afford tickets to his shows before stuff gets really cray.
"It's too funky in here."
The best of these is the Haribo gummi bears. Because they absorb over twice their own weight in vodka (or Crown Royal, or rum, but I prefer vodka—Pinnacle Whipped Cream works best, from my testing).
Oh, for fuck's sake, Macklemore. When will people realize that, regardless of your intention, if you do something offensive (and no, you don't get to choose whether or not someone else finds it offensive), you just apologize and try not to do it again? "But that's not what I meant!" IS NOT AN APOLOGY or an…
On a happier note, I used to regularly get wrong number calls from a sweet old southern woman, who apparently had a friend whose number was only a transposed digit away from mine. She would call me every couple of weeks, and it got to the point where I saved her number as "wrong number lady", and I would answer with…
I believe dick is graded on the same scale the USDA uses: Prime, Choice, Select, Standard, Commercial, Utility.
but they're so fetch
As what? AS WHAT? Gah, the suspense is mildly inconveniencing me.
I enjoyed the clip! But I'm high.