I’m sure my mom doesn’t regret it, but I am so NOT a fan of my name; I’m named after an aunt who I am not fond of - she once accused of me walking over to sniff someone’s butt after they had farted (who does that?). Completely mortified me in front of a dozen people. That was over 35 years ago and it changed my view…

Falling is a huge fear of mine, yet this is what immediately popped into my head when I read your comment.

I stopped reading at that moment.

Or....the flag was made in China and this was her sublime attempt to illustrate the hypocrisy of America?

I was in Canada for the weekend and found that I had left my pants at home, so I decided to buy white pants before going to a soccer match, and I did not get one spot on them! I was shocked as I am super clumsy, and I’m dating a guy who makes me look graceful. And they looked great (much to my surprise since I didn’t…

Ugh - I was watching wistfully from Big Pink, jealous at all my mates who were there volunteering, because I was sick two days this week and couldn’t miss more work. :-(

Blake Lively got told to uncross her legs at a Michael Kors show, but she didn’t listen.

I’ll just leave this here. I can’t tell if it is a joke or not...

“Lamar Odom made his first public appearance since his overdose at the Yeezy Season 3 show.”

Isn’t that funny - a shoulder tap (to me) is perceived as something coming at my face (gotz excellent peripheral vision). Back to being a chick who is situationally aware and will put that shoulder tap in her arsenal.

Oh dear - I do that all the time in crowded places, along with an “excuse me” as I touch them. I’m super clumsy and have shitty balance and I want the person (either sex) to know I’m there and to not back into me. Is this wrong?

I weep for his wife who must endure this on the constant and has no place to seek help as she is supposed to be subservient to her husband.

This is missing sock garters.

In my family we have a saying that “mother” in only half a word.

8th grade graduation - I wore a hat for my class pictures. 1984.

Damn - I have no stories, but my cousin was a very attractive cruise director (I can’t imagine how the ladies responded to him) and I have a friend who DJ’d off and on for about 2 years. They have both got to have some stories to tell.

Same. I have never seen anything she has been in, but that is one helluva punchable face.

All I can hear right now...

The only Puck that matters...

I think your choice of the word “taint” pretty much nailed my review in one word.