I think as a 3rd gen PDX’r I have subconciously tried to avoid all the new and groovy hipster places, but I’ll add this to my list. Thanks!

I live in PDX and have never been there. I must now go.

I’ve never heard Tyga talk (#winning), but in my mind he looks like he would talk like someone with headgear who inhales/slurps between their back teeth.

No - I feel the same way. It is the tolerance of this type of behavior that leads to these huge egos and these people thinking they are better than everyone else. They aren’t.

The ultra popular “I-gotta-pee” stance is so hot.

That would be a Hookahnah party...

“Each week, PYPO will explore new themes and topics such as sorry not sorry, crying and masturbation.”

IKR? I would like it if it weren’t for that.

Martha and the Muffins and Cowboy Junkies - both fab. I will look up the other two!

But now I gotta know - you must divulge.

“Did you know that if a woman has her legs spread this far apart, she is a whore and has probably had an abortion?”

His end game is taking money from people as long as he can so that he doesn’t have to go back into the workforce with all those dirty wimmen.

OK, that’s totally awesome.

I took my daughter and her friend to Bieber a few years back. I only got to see her joy from the concourse as I took her to her seat, and then I waited with the other parents in the bar. She said her friend sat and took video of the whole show and didn’t dance at all. She is mortified that Bieber was her first…

“Son, Luke was masturbating. Masturbation is the way of the Force. The Force it what gives you your power. It binds (your hands together if you don’t wash). It flows (if you touch it too much). It penetrates (only girls). Your penis belongs to the Jesus Lord, not the Sith Lord. That is why Vader had to cut off Luke’s…

I always wondered where Britney got that toothy grin from. Now I know.

I’m getting the huge-testicle-guy vibe, myself...

I say “of course you can!” with a southern accent on a near daily basis. :-/

Ha! Yes...my disability. Gravity is a bitch when it comes to this (dental cleanings, too). I need a dating placard.

Sixth grade softball. Jenny effing Bartrug was the pitcher and threw a ball underhanded (WTF?! Overhand you twat!!) to try and get me out at home; it caught me under my jaw and I have had TMJ since then. I’ve never been able to give a decent blowjob, and whenever I go down I ever so quietly whisper, “fuck you Jenny…