Slade Smiley...lesser brother of Guy Smiley.

Same. I think I may don one for Chickmas this year.

I get fappy, but its usually alone, in my room, late at night, with Tumblr in one hand...

I need to see more of Banks’ shoes because that just looks odd...

I’m at work so can’t create a pic, but I’m picturing two dick shaped magnets repelling each other...

The facebook screenshot posted by Shaun this morning was not redacted at all. I was happy that they were called out.

I’m going to say, yes. Yes it has. Because I’m a pollyanna.

I’m renovating my 1938 house. Asbestos kitchen tiles. Lead paint. And now you have me wondering if any of the plethora of layers of wallpaper was the DDT wallpaper. :-/

“Yeah, you go hide, Tom. We’ll come find you.”

I find it weird that he has assistants with him 24/7, but...wealthy. This kitten needs alone time at home.

Yes, I’m sure that is totally it.

Best!

Baby pope? What baby pope. Shoooooozzzz!!!!

Sadly I am not - I’m out of my house due to renovation and 20 miles away. But I have put it on my calendar for next year for sure. And maybe a psycho clown, because everyone loves clowns, right?

The adjacent neighborhood to mine goes all out for Halloween, and one house did a spider thing, including rigging them in the trees to come down on unsuspecting people (read: me). Naturally I screamed and ran into the street, nearly killing myself; first from tripping over tree roots, second from embarrassment.

My pug Louis would approve, but he’s dressing as a narcoleptic and fully embracing the part.

I’m an other. I only dress up if there is a costume requirement. :-/

He could go as a stoner, because those brewers are, well...massive stoners.