I’m so sorry...but I just pictured a shower head that is the open mouth of the Donald....

That is frosting. He isn’t Charlie Brown - he’s a cake wreck.

There’s not much that makes me shudder, but this did. All I can think of is, “there are women who have had that mouth on them.”

I went to Catholic school through 9th grade and we never said a prayer before, during, or after a sporting event. But, then, it was the 70’s and all our moms wore pants and worked, plus...Oregon, so...

My daughter got it from trying on a halloween hat at Target (after I explicitly told her not to). So watch your kids when they try that ish on, folks!

...as an example of what not to do, amirite?

Shit. You said “pantylines.” I noticed I had ‘em this morning and forgot to change panties. Now it is going to be on my mind the rest of the day.

My thought exactly. Not much has changed, eh?

I’m only here so I don’t get fired.
(...me...right now...)

Le sigh. A FB commenter friend-of-a-friend said that there should have been *two* cops in the room, and that they should have picked up the entire chair/desk with the girl in it.

My upload keeps failing. I haz a sad...

He just wants to sniff her butt and is telling her to pass by so as not to tempt him.

I’m sure he has a cilice on each leg under those pants that more than likely contain multiple fibers.

Annnd....”Marian” is now playing in my head.

Such a great couples costume! Hellz yeah!

That’s what the airplane sized bottles are for. Because a whole fifth would last a lifetime.

I’m at work or would insert an “Edward Penishands” gif...

A shot of Goldschlager in hot cider is a delicious (non pumpkin) autumn drink!

Oh you with your “facts” about elves and hobbits. You probably think Wookiees aren’t real, too.

My comeback would be, “that’s why it called ‘acting’.”