This is in SE Portland, about 20 blocks from where I live (at least the business that reported it is). I really, really, REALLY hope this guy isn’t the guy who broke into, and was living in, my garage a couple weeks ago. My contractor baricaded the doors before I could get in to see if anything was amiss.

Oregon here - and same. The threat of showers on Portland has everyone waiting and looking skyward. A dozen drops on my windshield. I felt...unfulfilled.

Jealous!

I bought new pink converse yesterday that perfectly match the Robert Graham tunic I’m wearing today, and there is a french bulldog in my office today. Alas, I left my pug at home so he is feeling emotionally abandoned. But the frenchie helps with the guilt!

I’m thinking the boys will grow up to believe that you can do those things, just don’t get caught, because even if you do, you can repent and all is good. :-/

I’m getting the feeling that we have all entered a no-snark zone when it comes to Anna. That poor thing.

It is because they keep shooting non-gun owners, thereby reducing our numbers while theirs stay steady.

That, and all the men who get turned on my those little ones shaking their asses and spreading their legs while on their backs. It is wrong on so many levels...

Personally, I find the dancers across all sports ridiculous (you do you), but it is the little girl dancers who do routines similar to these that make my skin crawl. I always hope that the mini Trail Blazer dancers are not there on nights I attend games.

*punches right side of her face*

“...sorry for the delay.” I see what you did there...

Checked out the F/W line. Would wear it all without hesitation. Love love love it.

#Truth

My daughter goes to a high school that is 21% Black, 29% White, 29% Hispanic, 16% Asian, and 5% other ethnicity. I have the worst time following all of the slang she comes home with, and the night before last I had to have her and her friend attempt to explain fuckboy to me.

I used to work in a firm that administered Teamster pension and welfare plans, and I noticed a real change when NAFTA came into play.

Honestly? He sits when he pees. He was previously trained. *yay me!*

Portland, here, too! But SE Portland, near Reed, so all the gals over here are long skirt, birkenstock wearing womyn, with dirty hair and a glazed look in their eyes. Nailed it on the thrift store clothing, though.

I love my bear, and he even poops in the toilet. Now, if I can just get him to put the seat down...

*goals*

Same. I need to keep the water running and completely focus on it in order to get those teeth clean.