Oh, gawd, the TMJ! Fucking Jenny Bartrug throwing that fucking softball underhand, catching me square under the left jaw creating lifelong blowjob-giving issues. >:-{

I have to blow the contractor for my hardwoods? Can it be the site supervisor?

*puts one on my Amazon wish list for my she shed*

Seems redundant, but you have my total support.

“You don’t call your country a cunt. Don’t call your fraternity a frat.”

Le sigh...I guess the future is now.

I hate to agree with you, because I loathe KK, but you are 100% correct.

This. This is what is wrong with American politics. Only the wealthy get to bend the ear of politicians, yet they want all of our votes. I work for gentlemen who donate large sums to local politicians and they have them on speed dial. I, an average citizen, will never have that luxury.

I got a new bikini for Hawai’i and need a hat such as this to lounge in. Because...free trip to Hawai’i means no obligations and much lounging poolside.

My mom hissed at Hilary Clinton last night and then told me that Planned Parenthood is HORRIBLE because “they sell baby parts!!”

I buy trash (People, Cosmo, etc) when I’m on holiday with the girlfriends. I’m going to the beach this weekend and will probably pick one up to read whilst laying out. And I always put the mag in front of the blinder when I see it. Muahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

Ring Around the Rosebud?

I think they failed to capitalize “Bill,” who paid $1,300.00 for an evening with LiLo.

Guilty. I always hold it brand out.

Easy answer: I hold the bag with my hands. I’m trying to think of an occasion when it was prohibitive to do so and am coming up blank. I just can’t have a bag with a long strap. I think it reminds me of my mom and her 70’s purses. Bad flashbacks?

Some days I feel that I’m the only gal who 100% buys bags to hold in the crook of her arm. Those shoulder bags are sooo not me. :-/

I think Kosher slaughter is rather inhumane since they cut the esophagus, trachea, carotid arteries, and jugular veins in one quick incision. The incision must not at all pull or tear. If done correctly, the animal will die within 2 seconds. If done incorrectly... :-/

Same. “Airplane” was on last night and, oddly, my mother had never seen it. When they pan from the jiggling jell-o to the (clothed) jiggling titties she sighed as if it was so gratuitous and perverse she was going to lose her shit.

IKR? Did she pay a proxy to attend for her??