I could understand if it was Salt and Straw, but a guac platter...?

My man-friend loves Peaky Blinders as much as I do. So much so that he’s doing his hair a la Thomas Shelby. I see him on Friday.

Now I want this. To pull out of my purse with a flourish when I dine, of course.

Or sometimes I, aka The Princess to my man-friend, doesn’t want to get her hands messy, but...if the tiara fits.

Ha! Laughing so hard I had to explain myself to the other offices near me...

So true. I’m living with my parents while my house is being remodeled and their DVR is full of this shit, while TeenKitty and I are busy watching Ink Master and RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Yay!! I’ll let my daughter know...since I told her that when she thinks she is old enough to have sex that she is old enough to do the gyno-birth-control-buying-condoms thing... (not soon, dear...not soon...)

Nope - it is proof that you are a slutty-slut-slut because you have totally already had sex.

You are not alone. I thought the same. :-/

Anyone else read this in Rick Ducommun’s (RIP, dude) voice? Just me?

She’s kid of right about the Victoria’s Secret, though. Blech.

“who will also answer to the name “Doug””

Meh - I guess (in my example) since it was being thrown by the mother’s friends that their age implied (to me, at least) that they would know the difference between the two types of showers. I was wrong. And I’m apparently a very old 44 year old.

Fabulous idea!

Oregon. Sweet, sweet Oregon. And if it did fall out of favor, it is a real pity. Sure, the wedding shower is for the practical, but the bridal shower was to truly shower the bride (and not with bachelorette trinkets & trash and crotchless panties - which do have their place), but with the honeymoon and wedding night…

I went to a “bridal” shower. But it really wasn’t a “bridal” shower, it was a “wedding” shower. The difference is that the “bridal” shower is for the bride’s trousseau. The “wedding” shower is for the bride’s household. I was the only person to get the bride something for her trousseau - everything else was from her…

I’m a middle-aged white woman living in Portland.

Just one day. Just give me one fucking day where there is not an incident of our over-militarized, hyper-aggressive, macho-compensating police force brutalizing people, especially people of color.

Internet high-five for finding rad men in our lives!!