He values *his* family. No one else's.

He looks like the kind of person who has really smooth, tiny, creepy hands. The kind where once you shake them you immediately regret it and wonder what it was that just happened since you are shaking a man's hand, but it... isn't...a man hand...

Total "Are You There God, It's Me, Margaret" flashback.

I rescued my pug Louis and I think he must have been in a bad situation because he is constantly at my feet and never lets me out of his sight (separation anxiety?), so much so that he walks behind me and manages to step on my flip flops as I'm walking, sending me headfirst into whatever is in front of me.

I love fashion - always have. The only reason I watched FP was to see the actual fashion. Now that horribly unfunny Kathy Griffin is on I can't watch it at all. She is a cheese-grater on a chalkboard to me.

According to the po-po here in PDX, she was burgled. Robbery is when it happens to you actively in the moment and the victim is present; burglary is when it happens and you are not present.

Totally beat me to this! Love it!

I think that my daughter's health teacher must be basing his lesson plan on this as he said that virgins can't use tampons.

I always picture a Hutt when I see her. #SorryNotSorry

Nailed it.

Le sigh. Emma Stone. I cringed when the whole thing happened.

I should totally have listened to my parents!! But, then, no fantastic daughter, so...win? :)

Yes! I met the ex at 18 and got married within 7 months, and feel like I missed out on the single girl college experience, living alone, finding out who I am, etc. The divorce was final at the 25 year mark after his two (that I know of) affairs.

Wait, wait, wait...so Papa John's is trying to get in touch with her but can't, yet the whole kerfluffle is that they have her phone number and gave it out?

Troll defined: One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument (such as stating that an article on Gizmodo hits the nail on the head at to why hipster fucks come to Portland).

So are the "model drugs" that Kendall is doing toilet paper and cotton balls...?

Yes, that's exactly why. Because Oregon is exactly like it was in 1859.

Let's kick him off the island together!

3rd gen Portland Oregonian here. People like this are embarrassing. We don't want you! Stop coming here!