Have you actually been on the site? Because I keep clicking around and keep getting more tips on how to keep kids safe. I'm not seeing under "window safety" that you should install window guards, but if you don't you should have bought our insurance for your dead kid. Under the "choking and strangulation" section I'm…

It was a directive to their makesafehappen.com website, which most 'Muricans missed because they were too busy being offended by the thought that something could, god forbid, happen to their child and so they mistakenly thought that the commercial was all about "buy our insurance!" (And yes, it was sponsored by an…

It was a directive to their makesafehappen.com website, which most 'Muricans missed because they were too busy being offended by the thought that something could, god forbid, happen to their child and so they mistakenly thought that the commercial was all about "buy our insurance!" (And yes, it was sponsored by an…

I wish that this was my encounter.... but my dad partied with The Doors when they played a show in Portland (Or). He brought them back to my grandma's house and Ray puked on her couch and Jim left his tie (which is now in my possession). Grandma verified the story.

Nailed it.

Was coming here to say the exact same thing...specially since I watched it the other night and it is still on my mind.

I totally correct those emails in my mind.

They spelled deodorant "deoderant" on page 11. I would totally not rush this house for that reason alone.

Similar - I was at a Grateful Dead show in Eugene, OR, and I "lost" my ticket in my back pocket. I'm sure it had absolutely nothing to do with the acid I had dropped.

Similar - I was at a Grateful Dead show in Eugene, OR, and I "lost" my ticket in my back pocket. I'm sure it had absolutely nothing to do with the acid I had dropped.

Chicago trip. I was 40. He was 27. We were sharing a hotel room, he was cute(ish), so why not? Well, I was just out of a marriage with a man with a rather large cock. This young buck? Not so much. Like, it was pencil thin. And he kept saying, "do you like that? Does that feel good? Mmm. Oh yeah." I, on the other hand,…

This is exactly why people shouldn't move to Portland. We are fucking mental.

Looks like a urine stain to me. Justin Peeber.

Oh, mahgawd. Placement once was bad enough - I can't imagine three times.

Ah, man! Mine failed (and caused a massive abdominal infection resulting in a oophrectomy). I wish I had saved it since I paid for it (in more ways than one.)

This is how it should look (am I the only one who saw this in the ad during the game??).

One of the only things I remember from my wedding and reception (other than the day was a huge mess), was one kid who ran through the screen door at the reception without opening it. I was standing at the top of my parents stairs, numb at the horror of the entire situation because it was not anything that I wanted for…

I think you mean the Sharon Stone age.

As someone whose best friend called off his wedding six weeks before it was to happen, I think what she did was great. Life isn't over, and he spared her years of heartache and expense. Granted, this groom should have done it sooner, but these trains have a way of taking you for a ride and it is near impossible to get…

You brought tears to my eyes as I'm sitting at my desk. I am sending you love and hugs, and you are welcome at my table anytime.