Us too! Manfriend is an amazing cook (it helps that he sells food and has access to amazing chefs), so I happily cede those duties to him. I am more than happy to clean up afterwards.

Oooh! I have sock garters (both for knee socks and thigh highs), and if you stuck a tack, or tacks, through them that poked out it would be uncomfortable for the spreaders.

#notalloregonians

Those women have children.

If you haven't already....add Goldschlager to spiced cider. Nectar of the gods, that is...

You missed the one where you spent the entirety of Christmas Eve balled up in the fetal position on the couch watching your husband (who is cheating on you) and 10-year-old daughter decorate the Christmas tree, passing out from the pain only to wake up Christmas morning needing a drive to the hospital and having to…

I'm sure she was immediately picked up after the photo because who in the hell wears those shoes at Disneyland?

"Then I will play with my balls, until I am spent."

The pot brownie story reminds me of "Anne of Green Gables" when Anne had Diana over and Diana overindulged in the "raspberry cordial" (that was really the currant wine) and Marilla thought Diana should be punished for being greedy and drinking three tumblerfuls.

This is running rampant in my neighborhood - we even have multiple videos of people following UPS and FedEx trucks and then brazenly walking up and stealing the packages within minutes. The police, UPS, USPS, and FedEx are working *together* to catch these jerks. This comeuppance has been floated around quite a bit -…

She shall henceforth be known as Jabba June.

Is there a site that has the percentage of households who are bible-thumping, pearl-clutching, "but-think-of-the-children," viewers? Because this should be a thing.

I kept hearing her called "Taco Bell."

I have decided (owing to your word Kanksgiving) that next year my girlfriends and I are going to do Skanksgiving and bar hop looking like, well...skanks. Or Kardashians. Same dif...

Starring because...Ministry.

Personally I liked that he used "showerbeer" as if it was a perfectly natural thing to drink beer in the shower. Like "showercap," it is just another showeraccessory.

Alas, no. My mom was the middle child of 11.

At my parents house with about 60 relatives (Catholic family). Copious amounts of potatoes had been peeled and some idiot sent them through the disposal which led to a backup of epic proportions through the 5 bathrooms, including the showers and sinks. My mother was not thrilled.

I call it "Mel Gibson-ing" when my fella gets smashed and lets his lovey-dovey emotions run amok. He even calls the next day and says, "did I Mel Gibson you last night?"