My psycho-bitch-ex-sister-in-law has told her 7-year-old son that he is gluten intolerant (among other things that he is now "supposedly" allergic to). So he is telling us he is gluten intolerant...whilst gnawing his way through a half-dozen store-bought tortillas. I think he knows she is wacky.

Honestly, if anything like that happened to my daughter, I know some men who would anonymously mete out the justice that I would seek. Hell, I have friends who would accompany her to school to ensure her safety. They wouldn't fuck around.

I made it the whole way through. I am now about to rock and cuddle my dog, who is in my office napping without a care in the world.

That comes across totally different when one reads it as "foreskin wasteland."

He is stretching it so that I will fit in it with him.

Pearls of wisdom. Thanks for sharing!

My mom remarried and I have always called her husband my "dad," and both he and real-dad walked me down the aisle the first time. I call them both dad, and (step)dad has always called me his daughter. All the kids (we were a yours, mine, and ours family) were just children, not step-children.

Commenting because I love that you also use "manfriend."

She's full of shit? I thought it was road kill and gravy...

We could only be so lucky...

Meh...I divorced an ass two years ago. I think we all have an undiscovered ass in our closet. Some are just more public than others.

Same here (monthly, if that), but more because I have a really small mouth and also TMJ, so oral is actually rather painful for me. I suck at oral because of those issues (no pun intended). My man-friend doesn't care in the slightest. I <3 man-friend.

I thought that when I read that Kim was posing with her ass, I thought it meant another picture with Kanye.

I seriously think every person (ok, every person who thinks that this tax-exempt church business is bullshit) needs to simultaneously apply for tax-exempt status and break the system.

Does no one in that Greek system have anything to say about a 16-year old allowed into a fraternity party? Is that how they like to unwind - drinking with minors? Gross...

For some reason, with the Mama June bit above, I seriously expected her to be in this video with a "before/where-are-they-now" arrow pointing to her when some big haired gal came on screen. I was mesmerized waiting for her to appear. And I'm more than a bit disappointed she wasn't :-/

Don't have him try on the gloves?

As a fairly rabid hater of all holidays, I would love for this to really happen. I have already indoctrinated the 14-year old into not liking the holidays (sorry KittenDivine).

Exactly. Well said.

I'm an adult and still don't want people to hug or touch me.