Does anyone really think that this woman actually cooks?

Total co-sign.

But...but...blue bacon!!

I've always been a super fan of that one. Especially when he brings his knees up and is basically sitting on me. Hits the right spot, that does...

Exactly.

My aunt had something similar happen, but she was alone and the man was hovering over her bed near her face. She screamed and thankfully he took off.

This! I had a scheduled c-section because the tot was footling breech and, even though they tried turning her three times, she wasn't going to turn so we had to get her out that way.

Question regarding personhood: if a corporation is a person and someone commits arson at corporate headquarters, is that not murder? Seems like that is the road we are going down....

Same here! The smell kills me nearly every time. (But not for everyone. Oddly enough I give a great rimjob to only one guy. No one else. He smells delicious, though... Weird.)

And with that, the thread is closed. Nothing more to add.

Le sigh...my mom came over and cleaned my bathtub yesterday. I did not pay her in tacos.

Until those tears come from a "Trail of Tears" they can EADIAF.

My 70's Barbie totally still owns this yellow velour robe.

HR person here. Please, for the love of all that is holy, please let me NEVER have to talk to someone about their poop issues.

Frankly this is a brilliant comment and probably exactly how I would compartmentalize this job.

...because nobody likes a ball-flick...

Amen to that! My girl knows that I will support her in whatever decision she makes, and that if she feels that she needs BC she only has to ask. I also casually mentioned that if she is uncomfortable asking for birth control that perhaps she isn't ready for sex, and she totally agreed. Thankfully she isn't into high…

Nope - you are not the only one. I, too, like sex for sex sake. Give it to me whenever, wherever.

Yes, yes, yes!!! Whipped and pineapple. So delicious. Like...3/4 of a bottle in one night delicious.

My 14 year old daughter is a seat pee-er. I swear, every fourth time I'm in the loo there is *something* on the seat. I make her come in and clean it every fucking time. It is repulsive. I cleaned her when she was a baby - I don't need to be doing it at 14.