Sigh... co-signed here.

My freshman daughter doesn't wear skirts or shorts (pants only for her right now, but at 5' 11" I'm sure everything else would be super short), so I don't have this problem (at least not at the moment), but if they did this to her I would totally allow her a "fuck you" moment, let her walk out, and have her back in…

As a Norwegian, Scottish, and Irish lass, I always tried to tan. Alas it was not meant to be. I now accept my lovely, pale skin.

My tumblr addiction would put me in strappy black lingerie with suspenders and Cuban heel stockings, so I think I win.

cassiebearRAWR liked my post. I have achieved nirvana! Squeee!!!

My ex left our marriage for a cunt named Daphne.
My favorite flowering bush is called daphne. I now call it whoreflower.

*crossing my fingers she means Portland, Maine*

I imagine the purse is filled with condoms. Now *that* would be awesome. "No - you really don't want a baby. They puke and piss and shit. Save yourself until you are ready for no sleep, peasant."

I hate the leaving of the flowers and teddy bears. It always seems as if people need to insert themselves into the situation and that is how they choose to do it. If they really want to get involved and display their grief they should donate to a suicide hotline in his honor.

Shoot - I didn't think of that. I don't think Portland, Oregon, will get much relief, either.

Bummer about the wine.

Lamb is delicious.

I know, right?! The traffic is going to be really light in the days following.

When I was in high school we had to take a personal finance class (Mr. Kuepker FTW!). I learned how to do taxes, calculate tips and percentages in my head, balance a checkbook and fill out W-2 forms, along other things. I now have college-age kids working for me who can't fill out a W-2; it is really sad.

She spelled "narcissist" wrong.

I sleep with only panties on, unless I am with man-friend and then He requests I be nude. And totally *not* a thong fan.

"I'm so excited go to Portugal."

I trust Google slightly more than I trust the government.

You haven't been to Portland lately, have you?

...unless they are android users...