Nuh-uh, honey.

That was my initial thought, but then I wondered where his foreskin went and thought that maybe that is where jellyfish or gummy bears came from and decided it was time to go back to work.

I read that as "god foreskin." :-/

Ooooh. Devil's threesome. I've never heard it called that. Kitten like-y.

'69 Ford Fairlane convertable here. Room for that orgy and refreshments as well. A threesome was just a start.

Best. Thread. Evar.

Heaven it pretty much is.

I thought only tools used the word tool.

I "work" at a golf course. Dog friendly, but the kid is out of school so I left the dog home today. The co-workers were not thrilled he was missing (and there are three other dogs here today who expected Louis as well because when he eats breakfast in my office they get nibbles).

Ugh - first day in weeks I haven't brought my pug Louis to work and here is a pic of your cutie. *guilt ensuing*

He does the same thing with gay porn. You know, "know they enemy." ;-)

Color me impressed that "Us" magazine used "couldn't care less" properly.

My cousin got a call from her daughter who goes to Seattle Pacific University. Five days later she gets a call from her son who goes to Reynolds High School. Twice in five days her children were at schools where there was a shooting. And the politicians think its ok, as evidenced by the lack of any real change to gun…

I've been to a lot of Portland bars and have never had anyone puke on me. You have attained rock star status in my book.

They forgot to put quotes on "reality."

Me too. Probably because I don't know (or care) who French Montana is.

And we all know Kanye likes a good piece of ass, amirite?

More great advice from the po-po - my aunt once woke up to someone at the foot of her bed. She screamed, he left, PPD came. They told her that if she had a gun to make sure she killed the intruder so that he could not sue her.

My daughter (14) thinks Rihanna is gorgeous and she loved this dress (I do, too), yet daughter has body issues and wears sweatshirts and black jeans every day no matter how warm it gets. If Rihanna can inspire her to wear a short sleeve shirt or, this would be awesome, a bathing suit this summer, then more power to…

Looking back I didn't mind uniforms in my school specifically because it took away all of the pressure of finding something cool to wear every day, especially since it was an equalizer and we were on the single-mother end of the spectrum.