I went to Catholic school thorough 8th grade and wore uniforms, so didn't have to deal with much of a dress code, but I just stood up in my knee-length dress and my fingertips only reach mid-thigh. There is no way I could wear a dress that short no or then. I never realized how short that actually is!

I am the 1% and had to have the Mirena removed (what a waste of an $800 co-pay). With as high as my sex drive is now I can't imagine where it could have gone.

Child porn is not the way to make a living.

Oh, hell no! If my 14-year-old daughter used a racial slur I would strike like a cobra and slap that shit back into her mouth. And I've never, ever slapped my daughter. Then again, she knows not to do that, so there is no worry that I would ever have to.

I am a total sucker for a really good suit. And a good watch. And good hair. And good shoes. And Terre d'Hermes scent.

I am in agreement there, adding that they also have sex because they just don't know better then to not (because...hormones) which is where their parent(s) has failed. I have a 14 year-old daughter and it scares me as well, especially when she tells me this week that she has a boyfriend. Thankfully he is 300 miles…

P.S. - 13 year old's have sex. It sucks, but it is the reality. I wish that a school in Oregon didn't see the need for their school nurse to have condoms on hand to give out, but they have pregnant girls in middle school. And just because she has sex, hell - even if she gets pregnant - she is not a slut.

I see your link and raise you another...

No shit. But what if she was 16? 25? 40? Is she still a slut because she enjoys sex and has it with partners who she chooses, be it one or many?

I think prostitution should be legal. Totally.

I have a daughter starting high school next year. I am inwardly terrified, and outwardly sharing with her these horror stories so that she is at least aware of the myriad dangers out there in all of their disturbing forms. I really wish I didn't have to tell her this, that men know that they aren't supposed to rape…

Perhaps you could call her a girl empowered enough and confident enough to choose who she has sex with? She's just a girl. It is NOT wrong to enjoy sex or to have sex. Even to have a lot of sex, as long as it is the sex she and her partner wants.

But they should!

Rumor has it she wants to be a Bond girl. Please, for the love of all that is Fleming, no.

Kind of like a drag queen.

My 14-year old daughter begged me to buy the Slender Man game last year, so I did. We played it once and it freaked her the fuck out. The last thing she would want to do is ingratiate herself to that scary fucker.

Next week on "I Was Pregnant and Didn't Know It!" the amazing story of how a bride gives birth (at the alter!) and the baby is cushioned by the voluminous ruffles on her wedding gown. Guests are flabbergasted! The groom is all smiles.

I'm totally gonna rock this camping this year.

Speaking as someone has been roofied I support this. Its like a seat belt - an added layer of protection that I don't want to have to use, but I'll be happy to have it if something does happen.

Man-friend is a way-less-is-more kind of guy. He only has what He needs, and He still tries to get by with less. His worry about me is that I am looking for a three-bedroom house for me and my daughter so that we have a separate dressing room for all of our clothes and shoes. But I have to say...going to His place is…