Considering that this is for profit and fun, and Common Core is also for profit and sucks sweaty balls, I'm putting my money on Reading Rainbow getting more kids to enjoy reading.

Totally did that on a road trip there for a soccer match (but I dress slutty anyway - DD heaven). There were 10 of us in an RV. The driver and his wife and three of us girls hung out together most of the time. He kept saying that although the team lost three points, he gained three wives. He actually introduced me to…

And black shoes? Pfft...

Serious question here (and I'm 43 so have been around)...when did this sense of male entitlement start? Has it always been like this and now women are starting to push back (we're mad as hell and we aren't going to take it anymore!)? Are we hearing about it more because of the immediacy of news and social media? Has…

I play a few word games (Wordfeud FTW!) on my phone and I have a slightly risque pic as my avatar. ASL is still a thing, generally with young men who then want my Kik to send me a dick pic. The more mature gents know how to ask a bird what they want to know using proper grammar and punctuation, which in my book goes a…

I work at a golf course. Pleated plaid pants have got nothing on the polka dots and checks wandering the links...

Oh dear. I read "it's like watching FISTING shows," and was wondering what I had been missing.

Has Vegas got an over/under on the duration of these nuptials?

I get Christmas cards every year from the same person who must be sending out cards to every person with my same name hoping to land on the right one. I have returned them, but I still get them. I do not draw dick pics on the envelope, nor do I write angry missives. And my last random email was from Jamaica, asking me…

So....the new terrorists are our food suppliers?

I'm going to go with Katy up to her elbow in Madge's ass.

Wait, doesn't everyone puke during parties when they have had too much so they can empty the belly have more? No? Just me and JLaw?

Lots of tornados in Kootenay, eh?

No candy list is complete without candy cigarettes. It was how my 7-year old self learned to smoke. Cold mornings where you could see your breath, walking to St. Agatha's in my plaid uniform - pure magic with candy cigarettes!

Is it bad that I now want to eat a whole box of these before going to see my man-friend?

Found your comment on the Oompa Loompas and I was just going to post SIXLETS!!! Delicious sixlets!!

Mmmm...pixy sticks poured into red licorice that one has carefully bitten one end off of. Delicious!!

I slum it between peanut butter M&M's and Reese's Pieces, but what I *really* want are the discontinued Willy Wonka Oompas. Their PB/chocolate combination was da bomb!!

I feel so ashamed for loving this dress on this vacuous socialite. Don't judge me.

Kim, stop trying to make mom jeans happen.