I think attraction to only ‘large boobs’ is a sign that a man has a small libido; note that in this case, it makes some people attracted to a thing that isn’t even a woman. Anyone who loves the female form and isn’t just trying to ‘just get it over with’ will both love all kinds of female bodies, but also have the…

Say “apple”? Press X.

It’s still a bad game. Grindy nostalgia milk.

Check out the Facebook page for hundreds of Trump supporters squawking about “CHINA, nooo, China” without any concern that the idea of bulk buying loot crates in games is ridiculous. I’ve known people in games like Archage who spent well over a thousand dollars rolling on loot crates. Such a waste. It’s gambling, and…

If you don’t count the pit crew, or however you’d get the resources to refuel and rearm, it only takes a single soldier to fly an F16 or control a drone.

I would like patches that introduce identity politics to the pre-2016 games, now that we live in a post 2016 world where identity politics are important to everyone.

And Ubisoft.. Even if modders could fix it, it’s probably impossible. I mean, take out the escort missions, the ‘spy’ missions, and skip the tutorials. Nevermind, just don’t play it.

What you should want is an F16 or a predator drone. They’d be screwed. Well, until they learned to fight in smaller groups.

There’s like 20 lines of dialogue in Final Fantasy 12. I felt like it shouldn’t have been part of the main title series. No open world (granted, 10 was almost as bad in this regard), a complete change to the gameplay mechanics, very little story. I’m not sure what people see in it, other than Fran’s bunny costume.…

If the first was Final Fantasy 10, I’m wholly in agreement. Though, when it came out I saw it as a sign and accurately predicted the series was all but over.

If you want the old Final Fantasy experience, try Obsidian’s Tyranny. You get a world map, great story with lots of dialogue, real RPG (not Kingdom Hearts) gameplay, and no insulting fanfic-style voice acting. It also doesn’t require a PC which could run Skynet, and if you say ‘wow, this is a lot than I thought it…

Final Fantasy XIV is one the grindiest,most pointless generic MMOs I have ever played. It’s a cynical cash-in of nostalgia with light gameplay, and way too much shit-questing. The story is barely existent, where it’s not cheesy. And please don’t tell me to learn Japanese to get the full experience...

Absolutely, but I think sometimes the HR/IT crew doesn’t have the capacity to fix certain problems. I tried so many times to get the’ multiplayer’ functionality of Spore running on my copy, and I think they would have had to get one of the developers to fix it. A developer who probably would know next to nothing about…

I’d like to see them as the Make America Great Again girls, or whatever they called themselves.

The worst luck with video games is it comes out, you waited 5/10+ years for it, and it isn’t brilliant.

Elder Scrolls is about as good at creating stories as a cardboard box. I mean, you can make your character, and they never say anything... Tons of games do that, many MMOs. But it’s all about pretend from that point on, unless you can really wedge yourself into roleplaying an otherwise underdeveloped mythos.

I was thinking Life is Strange... Just not the main villain.

‘One More Turn’ has only been around since Civ 4... It was something a fan said in a comment or letter about Civ 3.

I put ‘Least Possible Gameplay’. I nominated Punch Club.

I put Enter the Gungeon, for the best pig ever.