When You're Here, You're Family!

Life is like an LG Chocolate!

Good for you, New York!

Fuck! Anyone got any sandpaper?

That pretty much goes without saying.

I'm getting all of my Gawker friends' icons tattooed on my face. Is that wrong?

Ah Meth! You crazy crazy wonderful drug!

Angel food?

I'm making space in my garage for all the Christians' shit that I'll be snagging. Is it still looting if the folks whose homes you're rummaging through are sitting at the right hand of God?

Fox is to news what the WWE is to sports.

Brings back old memories. I loved this bumper-sticker.

This would NEVER have happened on Pepsi street!

I will doff my chapeau, as well.

Fux misspelled Usama.

Beware beware beware of the naked man!

He voted for Palin's kid, like, 80 times!

Terrorists Gone Wild!!!

No thanks, I already showered once today.