When they change the name of the country to something other than the United States of America.

After they got about 30ft away the dental floss connecting their cups broke and communication was lost. They’re all just chillin submerged 30ft from dock trying to send carrier pigeons but they keep drowning. Fuckin pigeons.

I’m not sure I fully understand, but let me check. You’re saying if I get near one of these things, I can avoid all news of the Presidential Election? Where do I buy a ticket!

Of course they’re entitled, they bought the game in the first place on the promise of no fees and regular significant updates every two weeks. Like, I get that people are overly entitled and expect things they shouldn’t, but nobody expects the expansion to be free.

Yes yes yes. Them and Swans. They may look cool but they mess you up.

Anyone who says feathers aren’t scary has clearly never had any kind of run in with Canada Geese.

Amateurs!

Welcome to the PC master race.

Honestly, the major issue with the current version of WoW is that when you log in, it doesn’t feel like there’s a whole lot to do. Their stated goal with removing flight and adding “vignettes” to the world was to actually get players out in the world and interacting with each other, and also to make the world…

....winter is coming.

It’s not the nostalgia. WotLK nailed everything, it was close to perfection.

Yeah, puffery is pretty much the cornerstone of advertising. It's the same reason why you can't sue the makers of Axe Bodyspray for not having ladies all over you or some crap.

The GTA 5 girl doesn't look anything like a washed up cokehead celebrity trying to remain relevant.

Goldeneye looked fantastic for the time, dafuq bitch.

It's like a perfect hole-in-one in golf, but with more space ships and certain, grisly death if you fail. Would that more golf games also had those things.