I'm uncomfortable with a grown man who uses the term "jammies."

It wouldn't much of a friendship if they rolled their eyes behind her back! Tell her she's ridiculous to her face. (or maybe they like it.)

There's a market in Brooklyn that's open till midnight that would sell shit like pumpkin flavored ice cream. JUST SAYIN.

Her skin is fucking amazing.

Related: Throwing subs

I would fuck Andy Cohen. I like his beard.

He is 18. Get it, gurl.

It's baby Jude Law.

Um, his son doesn't look real? What are you talking about?

Jude makes pretty kids.

I love everything about this (J Crew and alcohol)

Don't be jelly about how much dong I get.

I can assure you that I can handle all that dong.

The CDC shouldn't need to look to bullshit film for awareness.

"Comedian Paul Mecurio, who was also on the panel, weighed in to note that the movie "Outbreak" had been released in 1995 so the CDC should have had time to prepare."

That's why Vivian's response should've been, "Please don't act like you don't make $18 an hour."

At first I thought, "Robin Thicke and Leonardo DiCaprio are friends?" And then I realized they probably hung out on the Growing Pains set back in the day. #showmethatsmile

I Wanna Be Down and Baby are such good songs! I had forgotten about them.

I've never been out for Black Friday and I highly doubt I ever will. I would lose my mind if I were to get pushed out of the way for a $75 laptop.

I love Kesha. She has a certain DILLIGAF attitude that I appreciate. I hope she continues to overcome all of this bullshit.