I'm sure that model was just happy for the job.

"Party Monster is, like, the best movie ever"

TRUE TALK: I thought that pic of Greta Van Susteren was Bruce Jenner at first glance.

#whyicouldneverbeanurse

I feel itchy.

Jennifer Lawrence is the first major star to make it based on her acting abilities and good role choices in a long time (imo). So, no, stolen nude photos aren't helping (or hurting) her career. They're just another reason for her name to be in the media, but it's not like she has a hard time getting her name out…

"Taylor Swift really wants Selena Gomez to move to NYC and live in her friend dungeon" I laughed really hard at this. Thank you for the mental picture of Gomez, Lorde and Lena Dunham in a dungeon setting with Taylor sitting with a guitar next to their cages.

I keep reading this as "female condoms." I need caffeine badly.

If Martha is the matriarch and Goop is the overachieving daughter, Preserve must be the stoner sister that lives in the basement and can't seem to find her way in life.

That Jessica Lange gif is everything to me. I watched the actual clip like 5 times.

OMG I was planning on going there today! Who knew I was just like Oprah?

It's so exciting when people move on to new jobs, but I have this Jezebel mass exodus!!!

Internet people lol

Another big fear (at least for NYC parents): Bringing home bed bugs.

Oh hell no.

I hope they have the resources to move to another city where her child will not have to deal with so much bullshit.

"EVERY LIFE IS PRECIOUS."

I hope there is wine in those soda cups.

She is insanely beautiful and has great style.

How is Jennifer Lopez 45? That's some Portrait of Dorian Gray shit.