This is like Sophie's Choice of FMK.

True.

I agree, but it's something that is so small and archaic. Why even have it?

I never got into Scandal, even though it has a lot of elements that I normally love. I haven't really been into network tv for a while. I will give How to get Away With Murder a chance though. Viola for the win!

Where is Alan Thicke? His son is fucking up the family name.

No shame: the only thing I was interested in was the "hot pastor." Thoughts? meh.

There are also a lot of women who aren't necessarily known just for comedy that are on that list for comedy. Big names like Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Lawrence, Aniston. Those huge stars combined with the the big girls of comedy (who are bankable names as well) make it hard for someone like McLendon-Covey to establish…

I bet this cat just watched Bob's Burgers and Youtube videos and didn't even do his homework.

I would like to sue the man who took my virginity. I left it in a gross Bed Stuy apt many years ago and would like it back. That, or its depreciated value (approx. $37.50) must be returned to me.

This makes me want to live off the grid by myself. Like Nell.

80% of John Travolta's hair is black Sharpie, right?

Online dating is still a weird thing to me, despite how common it is.

Ariana Grande= Microsoft Word font.

I'm a tad drunk. Am I glossing over the part where it is 'spained how the police were tipped off that she was a bootleg Walter White?

Is that even considered shade?! Martha straight up called her out.

Who puts an uzi into a 9 year old girl's hands?!?!?!?!

One time, when I taught middle school...

One time, my cat went onto my fire escape (as she likes to do) and noticed two cats (that looked just like her) down in a nearby courtyard. She stared down at them and it looked like she was going to try to get down there. Thankfully she did not.

I bet she makes schedules every time she goes on vacation and throws a fucking fit if it is not followed.