Florida.

My god. He looks like such a dick.

Flavored vodka is gross to me. They're too sweet and I don't get the appeal. Plain vodka mixes easily with just about anything so if you don't like the taste just mix it with something that you do like.

LOL I didn't know the guy with the cat on his head charges for pictures.

Is the butt a home for a penis?

Zosia Mamet's hair looks so good!

Idris, I got you something special for your birthday!

Wow, I started reading Jezebel for Tracie's writing. I loved One D at a Time and loved reading everything you wrote on here. miss u gurl.

Maybe she dropped her phone in water and is using a GO PHONE until her replacement phone comes in.

It's a point that doesn't need to be stated, though.

• Tomorrow's my last day at Jez, y'all! Second-to-last Lindy West Dirt Bag ever! IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR AND A PLEASURE. :((((((

lol I don't think they give a fuck

I usually like stocky guys, but I did not like Pratt before with the extra weight.

How can you have a story to tell when you supposedly weren't even involved in the situation?

Betsey Johnson NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zosia Mamet really didn't copy Lena Dunham. Because I think Dunham's hair is fucking atrocious. Zosia's looks really good.

I thought Goodnight and Good Luck was pretty good.

Sheer is definitely in.

First step.

I'd hit it.