He could be Whistler, if that character appears in the new movie.

This needs to have an R rating. I’m worried Disney will tone this down, but I’ll hold out hope.

hey hey HEY I NEED THAT DON’T LEAVE US HERE WITH TRUMP

*person in black suit shows up and steals time machine*

Dude, get with the program. Do you not have a Briefcase?

*assembles time machine*

Woz is wrong. Everyone should get off of facebook yesterday.

“Based on the character shots that went up today, I imagine they feel like this show is about two really cool women and Henry Cavill in a shitty wig.”

Like when it was a book? The video games were not first. And this series is based on the books, not the games.

have they though? I think it’s just tough to make long straight hair like that look real

1. Cavill was fine in Man from UNCLE and Mission Impossible Fallout.

Honestly his wig looks better than most fair haired people end up in movies. Certainly looks better than the elves from LoTR and the Game of Thrones perfectly manicured locks.

His hair looks like it actually belongs on his head. Its properly disheveled and dirty.

Ciri is fragile though. In the books she is about 10 years old at this point. She doesn’t become the badass until years later when Geralt runs into her several more times and due to “Desinty” he decides he should train her. It’s a beautiful parental love story and the major backbone of the books.

That’s actually on brand for the Witcher, though.

This is a really bad take.

They all look amazing so far. His hair looks really good. A lot better than the test picture they released months ago.

Keep in mind that this based on the books, not the video games, which take place way after the books do. 

I don’t think the hair looks any worse than the elf hair in LOTR

I guess the hair looks weird, but overall I’m liking it. Extra so that everything seems to be pointing us towards the conclusion it’s a re-telling of the books.

Here’s my review:

Throw John Constantine and Ash Williams in there. I might never stop orgasming.