Am I the only person who read the headline as "The Time Lords of London insured the Loch Ness Monster"?

Just got back from vacay and saw this LOL. As soon as I saw the commercial I knew I had to share on i09

I feel like the version we got was perfect. It managed to make Rocket look... exactly like a raccoon. Not a grizzled war veteran raccoon, not a super powered raccoon, just a raccoon that walked around 2 legs more than most raccoons.

Nuance is lost on Kinja.

The ending really is optimistic, albeit guardedly so. He proves that he's not like Zod and the rest, and the humans start to trust him.

Um. Yeah.

Chipped teeth are repaired with dental cements that don't reflect UV like natural enamel. That camera doesn't just make you look old, it also takes you outside & beats you down

pedantic

Hey, I didn't write the headline, lol.

First of all, Awesome! Second of all...

Yeah, but "Politely Asked Permission to Use and Alter for Broadcast" is a mouthful.

You should have! It was a fun little firecracker in a can with Emily Blunt kicking alien ass all over the place.

The guy who played the Human Torch as Captain America.

Tom Cruise as Lestat, in "Interview With The Vampire"

BATMAN could be in a bad mood.... Batman can do anything.

My Bill Murray story... A friend's wife and her friend are having a quiet lunch on the North Shore (of Chicago) at some posh little bistro or something. They're chatting and eating and sharing a bottle of wine (or two or three) which is really the avocation up there... Anyway they look over and there's BM eating…

I seem to read more and more pre-1990 fiction as time goes on.