There is being passionate and then there is tying this stupid shit up in our already overloaded court system. The moment they extended this beyond their circles, it became a dick-measuring contest.

God I can’t imagine caring this much about this issue. How much money is gonna be spent on this dick-measuring contest that maybe 500 people actually care about?

If, in 1993, you didn’t see Demolition Man as the future, you weren’t paying attention.

You do understand that this article is about AMERICANS wishing for a second AMERICAN Civil War. I don’t need to specify American Civil War. It’s clear to everyone which war I’m referring to thankyouverymuch.

Good. Let’s have another Civil War and get it over and done with.

The sun isn’t sending it’s best radiation.

I’m gonna go deep on this one... Lazlo in “Real Genius”. What do you think he was doing in that closet full of tunnels, pipes, and secrets?

Bill Murray in Zombieland

In engineering tests absolutely can be failed tests. Things can also fail tests, and this can easily be one of them unless the point of the test was to test to destruction and then conduct failure analysis.

Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To do everything QAnon ever wanted, in one moment
Would you derail it, or just end short of the ship?

Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There’s vomit on his sweater already: Mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To sink…

The Earth rotates at approximately 1,000 miles per hour at the equator. At a different latitude it will have a slower speed.

Larry Niven wrote a short story about the Sun giving off an extremely powerful Solar Flare that boils the oceans on the day side of the planet while the night side is mostly still asleep and unaware. The only hint is that the Moon is extremely bright. It was adapted into an episode of the Outer Limits. 

Ah more good news! He also lost an appeal today and owes 150,000 in court fines... pre-trial

You mean the woman who barely lost an election that her opponent was in charge of running? An election that had multiple clear-cut examples of tampering? Abrams would’ve won if it had even been close to a fair election. You can’t blame her for cheating Republican fuckery.

I like to suggest sending trump to Venus, if anything that gasbag can survive on his own bullshit forever.

My brother and I STILL reference space herpes at least once a week since this movie was released. Fucking classic.

“Oh no! I enjoy murdering puppies! Should I have to pay a hefty fine because some people are worried about murdering puppies!? Fuck outta here with this bullshit. If people want to murder puppies then let them murder them. I get it everyone has an opinion but for fucks sake take yours and shove it up your ass.”

What you might be missing is that these clowns are in Utah where, due to our geography, we regularly have the most polluted air in the nation. Because of the winter inversions along the Wasatch front we have dozens of winter days where kids can’t play outside as the air is classified as dangerous to breathe. It’s not…

christ what a man baby

It makes me sad that people like you frequent this website :(