You forgot a good one, John Waters’ “Cruel Master” robot Santa, the Japanese toy robot “Annual Gift Man” who lives on the moon and fights kaiju when not delivery toys to children.

As this leaked image shows, the broken windows are part of the design.

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a…

Always some boomer asshole that has to take a shot a Millennials. You think the entire company was filled by kids? You don’t think Gen X’ers or even asshole boomers were fired today? it’s sickening how old assholes like you always shit on the younger generation.

Why, it’s like everyone is dumb for not being doctors and computer experts either!

$1.7 billion divided by 2,400 is $708,333.33. I guarantee that the laid off employees will get nowhere near that amount nor even a decent fraction of it.

Stack your cash and prepare for cheap real estate and stocks, people.

How else is Tim Apple going to get the tariff exemption? I remember back in the days conservatives complain about government shouldn’t choose winners and losers, now kissing up to Trump so they can get exempt is norm.  Interesting how just 3 years had changed all that.

Sounds exactly like something one of you typical big yarn apologists would say.

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

I’ve never found the dick pics hateful, as such

I don’t have videos of rednecks, but I do have a video of 2 crazy nerds with a TV show

ok boomer

You know how fucked up Facebook is when lawyers attack it’s morality and legality.

I wouldn’t want my loyal readers to think Lucien was lucky enough to have parents that cool. And as for Brick,,,that is the *big* question, isn’t it.

I’m not one of those people who subscribe to the godhead of the Founding Fathers, but if we insist on fostering the idea that we’re using the tools they provided us, then it’s best that we look at the spirit as well as the word of their intent. Thomas Jefferson stated that an informed electorate is a prerequisite for…

How was Carl able to learn new skills unless his CPU was set to read/write? And if it was, who toggled the switch for him (since T-800s can't do it themselves).

I have never heard that word until today, but it makes sense that it would come from someone obsessed with keeping the bloodline “pure.” In other words, a total fucking racist psychopath.

Spencer organized a rally that killed an innocent woman. Neo Nazi terrorists are the biggest threat to our domestic safety. Dozens of peoplenhave been killed in the US in mass shootings by these assholes. That’s why it’s relevant. And you should not be cavalier and flippant about it. 

So yeah, primates aren’t exactly what you’d call picky eaters.