The CFL’s official wrapup story describes it as Canadianly as they can:

Asking the important questions. We see the entire hissy fit, but not a single replay?

That’s what I’m wondering. That was an enormously important point: 30-all, down a break in the final set and he thinks he’s going to get a second serve but instead, the call gets reversed to an ace and match point? Yeah, I’d be pissed.

Yes, I always wished they hadn’t aped the 911's rear so very much.

Where do I even begin with this pandering “lifestyle piece”?

No, it was hideous before because the profile was ungainly and weirdly proportioned. The roofline is awkwardly kinked where the hatch hinges, and the upturned side window completely conflicts with the downward sloping roofline.

As much as it pains me to say this (grew up in Germany...) - what a painfully stupid German engineering cluster. I mean, hey, active aero, great - let’s add even more moving parts to it,to make it more expensive to fix if it gets damaged. Yep, looks cool in that adolescent boys everywhere will be drooling kind of way.…

Lol most cops don’t even know what horsepower is relative to weight. Most cops think Miatas are inherently fast cars.

if 4 door is faster than 2 door, it stands to reason I need me a 6 door car... 8 even

Saying there will never be a comparable replacement for these cars is a little dramatic, don’t you think?

Rumor has it she’s partial to Porsche.

I judge the shit out of people that buy brand new base level luxury cars, cause I know instantly that you are just a brand whore. I don’t have a problem with people that order new cars, just people that buy stupid new cars.

This guys dad needs to take a page out of Red Forman’s foot in ass book.

If you are single and childless, $130,000 (US) is more than enough money a year to spend all your vacation time globe trotting. That’s more money than most middle class families of 4 or 5 make per year.

Go slap 130k into any website that spits out your position in the income distribution of your country of choice and then come back again and tell us how 130k isn’t that much money.

Pictured: the author.

“Maybe it’s that Tom Brady is so FUCKING CLASSY and such a FUCKING GENTLEMAN...”

I would like to talk about the trunks. Look at these damn trunks. They could have smuggled in dozens of better jokes inside these trunks.

I knew he was a moron immediately. Flat brim hat.