So you’re saying a 25 year-old car isn’t as “nice” as a modern car? The 929 was epic in it’s time, essentially filling the same niche as the Hyundai Genesis today.

From Uber’s own website:

my sister ubers on the side. the only money you get are from tips. they don’t pay you an hourly wage and you don’t get reimbursed for gas. she says that so many people don’t tip.

It’s not happening. There’s a Political Correctness crusade that’s happening in Western Social Media right now that aims to crucify all things non-conformist.

I think Nintendo is doing the right move by avoiding the PC crusaders over what’s a minor joke in the scheme of the game. I don’t blame them honestly, I just…

“Scottie, I’m yours” sounds like something plenty of 20-30 year olds could be saying to him now.

This comment really sums up why everyone hates the IT guys.

What’s the problem? Just fix it, dude. That’s your job.

Never say “Thank you for your flexibility”, you have forced my “flexibility” it was not a given. This would truly boil my blood. Maybe it's a British thing, but I'd actually like to know why you were late.

You’re taking a risk inconvenciening yourself. It’s a situation to situation thing. You’re clearly playing it extremely safe and thus wasting your own time. If you don’t value your own time then what are you living for?

I’m sorry you’ve wasted your life showing up early. I’d rather do my best to time it correctly unless it’s a situation where the other person truly can’t wait. Which is rare.

Kitzbuhel is the Isle of Man of the skiing world.

I’ll be at the giant champagne glass with the naked lady.

Clark Hunt: Jesus, Andy, another disappointing loss. When I first interviewed you, I asked you what your spirit animal was, and you answered cheetahs. Where has that up-tempo mindset been!?

It depends on the age of the woman sometimes, though. I always got thrown when a guy would call without texting first (as in a quick “hey got time for a call/chat”). It threw me off, and not always in a good way, depending on what it was interrupting. Once I was at work - and that actually pissed me off.

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Feast Mode.

He looks lost and confused. Would not be surprised if he had dementia. God I hope I don’t go out like this.

To pretend that slaves were never happy or never had a good day or never smiled is to deny them a basic part of their humanity. That some were friendly with or even loved their masters is undeniable.

I usually hate videos, but these are great! And I can’t believe that nobody’s posted any Jim Gaffigan jokes yet! He’s got a great bit on seafood:

I’ve owned all of the things they call travel routers. Two ASUS models, a Netgear, a Setechi, a TP link, an Edimax, etc... and this HooToo.

I’ve owned all of the things they call travel routers. Two ASUS models, a Netgear, a Setechi, a TP link, an Edimax,…