Nice twisting of words, but I shouldn’t be surprised at another gun nut thinking everyone else is the problem... and then you speak of a caricature. Haha. Perfect.

Quite the contrary, although I think you know that and are merely trying to troll. If I described how good my life is, you’d certainly think I was lying. If you look through my post history, you’ll find it is consistent. No fake bragging necessary. I’ve also been in some extensive discussions about lifting over on…

You clearly have an interesting definition of bragging.

I’m genuinely not, but I know your fragile ego requires that you think I am full of shit. I can hardly fault you, though. This is the internet, as you point out, where most people are either full of shit or willing to stretch the truth. Like you for instance - I don’t actually believe that you don’t own a gun.

That right, which you claim you aren’t using, is costing society. It was put in place with the best of intentions, but is outdated at this point. The redcoats are not coming.

I guess I should’ve said “relatively” well. If the grass was greener, wouldn’t you have bounced after 13 years? I don’t mean to sound combative, just genuinely curious.

Says the pussy ass gun nut.

a real candidate.

I’m not saying I’m going to vote for him, but I’d say there’s a high probability that person is not a Russian troll. 

They treat their employees pretty well, though. A lot of people choose to work there just for the healthcare. 

Those are extremely reasonable positions. I’m not saying I’m going to vote for him, but this is a fair question:

Probably not. Gun nuts are typically not very bright.

Any number of things will work and you can use them alone or in combination. Wear a funny t-shirt or just a shirt of a franchise you like (Star Wars, Game of Thrones). I had a phone case that looked like a GameBoy that would attract conversation. A funny ringtone/notification can start conversations. If you have a…

avoid ... politics

Ah, I’ve got no kids, so it’s just extra weight to me!

In your weak attempt to be snide you merely questioned my grasp on numbers, which is why I think calculus is relevant. The study of statistics was not heavy in my major, but I did take two college statistics classes in addition to an AP high school class. I’m sure I’ve still got my TI-83+ somewhere...

Congrats, we’re tied on calculus, but I’ll raise you differential equations. And to qualify for a math minor I took linear algebra.

These thoughts are not mutually exclusive. I agree with everything you said in addition to the thought that there should be no backseat. 

This article is indeed too long. Do we really need a paragraph about how someone named grandpoobear replied to his DM? Feels like he really wanted to wedge in that name drop.

Did it really need that back seat to begin with? I’ve always been under the impression that a proper sports car doesn’t have a back seat.