If you'd stop being intentionally dense, you'd understand. As with many casual ribbings among friends, they aren't all literal. For instance, if I called you a "bitch" for suggesting to your wife that you spend the evening watching Pitch Perfect and painting her toenails, would you be like, "Um, I'm not a female dog.…

Good find! Lynch is hilarious.

I've been holding them this way my entire life. I clicked on this hoping that I've been doing it wrong because I still hate to use them. Not because I'm bad at it (I'm not) but simply because Fork + knife >>>>>>>>> chopsticks.

Way to drink the kool-aid. It was chosen in full to increase profit in a most underhanded way.

That guy has a cool handle.

I am afraid that I don't get it.

How do couples like that exist in nature? Seems like such a cruel twist on life for the chill person.

So good fit. Much funny. Very +1.

I don't see anything wrong with it. She looks hot in that one picture. Too lazy to google for additional pics.

Same here. I guess I'm not a purist. Quick question, how long do you microwave yours? My tea pot is 32oz but it is ceramic so I don't know if the water is boiling or not. Or if it is that important for it to boil...

Same here. I guess I'm not a purist. Quick question, how long do you microwave yours? My tea pot is 32oz but it is…

Milk is gross, but so is black coffee. Well, any coffee for that matter, but especially black coffee.

That is an amazing routine. How do you fit all that into your schedule?

That, as seen in the image above, is the definition of insanity.

Who is that hottie in the top left pane?

Hmm, interesting but not the most time effective. If you're out of time, here's what I found worked after several iterations of trial and error. I did have a dedicated study area - a seldom used floor in the library annex - but I pretty much just crammed for 8-12 hours before big tests. The secret formula: 10-12 pills…

Clubs... gross. When making plans with friends I always specify "pubs not clubs".

It's a subtle, LS3-equipped family sedan that (now) you can have with a manual transmission, and Magnetic Ride Control. Why can't Chevy sell any?

She only fits if the other cute girl with short legs sits in the front seat!

I'm not sure this is the right car for anyone. I was excited when it was released, because it is a sexy looking rear driver, but its combination of price and power just aren't favorable. I've talked to a few owners and they are already tired of them due to the lack of power. Personally, I'm going to have to buy a 370Z…

The Toyobaru twins are selling well enough – though monthly figures are slipping at a worrisome rate – but we need more cheap RWD sports cars on the road. Other manufactures won't bring competitors to the market if Toyobaru sales aren't too hot.