The trash bags are a give and take! If I take out the trash bag, she puts the new one in. Teamwork!

Who still owns a TV capable of having a plate on top of it??

But how many dragons are there in Breaking Bad?

Holy shit, you are spot on.

Haha, it's just so daunting at this point! So many seasons! Also, it isn't my genre. I strongly prefer comedy or sci-fi. Favorite shows are Archer and Game of Thrones.

Yep. The key is to get confirmation of mutual attraction before acting. And when choosing a course of action, attempt to employ foresight.

You should watch the skit, though. It is funny.

It probably would've been if I wasn't one of only six people in the world who didn't watch Breaking Bad. The fault lies with me!

Who the fuck used MSN messenger in '98?? AIM or bust!

Who?

So someone actually did rob you after they sucker punched you? Did they do it to rob you or due to a disagreement and just decided to rob you afterwards? Also, how did you realize the reality a month later?

Much like the spying case, I'm sure the NFL will thoroughly investigate this themselves, destroy all evidence, and pronounce the case closed with no wrongdoings found.

Why isn't the most heinous offense mentioned here? Earrings.

You glance at your watch when you look down to take a note or read something from a drawing.

It's more business gospel than you think. Sure, when you're in an internal meeting with coworkers, it isn't as important. Hell, you SHOULD be looking to take care of e-mails from clients at that time. However, when you are with a client, you want to make them feel like they are your #1 priority. Pulling out your phone…

Don't be a putz. If you only need to tell time by wall clocks then you simply aren't important and/or have nothing to do. When trying to keep a schedule, knowing the time is important. There are situations where it is rude, yet necessary, to check the time. A wrist watch is best method. Pulling out your phone is way…

That would require a level of self awareness that does not naturally occur in that breed of human.

This! No one sees their own faults. Well, rarely anyway. And going over someone's head to get your way makes them look bad. Maybe they are dicks and they need to look bad to their manager, maybe not. But as a "treat others as you'd like to be treated" type of person, I tend to just go with the flow. I also don't like…

So if we've got games we haven't registered yet, should we wait until the new promotions or just register them now and hope for some worthwhile downloadables to show up?

Pocket watch = keepsake. If your father gave you a buttplug, would you wear it? :)