Did you just admit on Jalopnik that your are giving up an A6 Avant for an SUV?

HMMWV FOR SALE

that’s the joke

Ran when parked?

Why buy a new 747 when you could buy this used 727 for 1/20th of the price.

Curious George gets the Yellow Hat. Furious George gets the Yellow Helmet.

Why are you making questionable statements about multi-phase power distribution when you should be pointing out that they sent The Man in the Yellow Hat after him?

WE REQUEST A HATCH!
Sincerely, every Jalopnik commenter.

They probably gave him the rate on the condition that he’d have pants on the next time he walked into a PenFed branch.

If only it was a “Sportback”.

So are you gonna buy it or what

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

Finally something is accessible on an Audi engine without assuming the maintenance position.

Dude...

What you really want to do is gift him with these nifty rides which these lovely ladies will deliver as soon as they’ve finished pimping them.

Y’all need to straight up grow some balls when it comes to Jeremy Clarkson. Yeah, he punched a guy in the face but that was at the same time that he had a dying mother, job problems (the ‘slope’ investigation thing), and a divorce coming. And yeah, he’s said racist and somewhat sexist things, but who cares? He’s just…

Biggest missed tip, buy an ODB bluetooth module and an app on your phone and connect to the car to check for faults.

For sale: