@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: doesn't mean they aren't annoying as all hell...

almost as effective as a shotgun full of Mentos!

@OMG! Red!: I didn't think it would catch on, but consider it rcs'd

@leftbut: I'm sure any computer they touch will know instantly that there is no helping my parents with computers

@KirkyX: And the computers will be thinking "they are so fucked"

Good. Maybe my parent's computer can fix their computer instead of me finally.

in the chance the aliens are hostile, at least they will be sufficiently creeped right the f**k out by us!

@NuevoLeon: Since he gave in like a sissy, can I have it?

true Papermaster:

@hilikusopus: +1 girlfriend

@waclark57: if apple somehow changes it's position on skype video calling, it'll be a veritable gold mine.

It's been brought up in the comments already, but in the spirit of open debate and my experience as a 15 year old boy at one point in time, I really think there should be a head-on reexamining of statutory rape laws. I know people don't want to think of it this way, but there truly IS a difference emotionally and…

company bbq's are so good for blackma- I mean, getting to know your colleagues!

can we please get new classes? I don't know what they would be, but I'm getting kinda tired of the usuals...

lol is that CAGE I see?

@Jesse Scroggins: or sneeze

RIP Vinyl :(

@Bucky Rodgers: there's no justice in the universe

RISD: $50k a year to learn Decoupage.

@Kantei: no, the prequels sucked.