Some spare blogger on the Internet telling me to delete things from my resume? I'll pass.

Ditching Office is terrible advice. Where I work your application is run through a matrix, one of the many things the computer searches the applications for is Office (or the break down of Word, Excel, etc). You are going to lose points if it isn't on there.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: JLo treats the Bronx like a booty call. She hits it up whenever she needs something, like street cred, from it, but she's nowhere to be found otherwise. In fact, she sometimes makes me wonder if it's possible for her appropriate inner-city culture. She hasn't been Jenny From…

naw, lots of weight in the back

I totally read that as sarcasm. Who's ever heard of a toddler who stays neat and tidy for long?

As long as she's moisturizing and detangling the shit out of her hair, it's cool beans. That's the biggest thing about natural black hair: that shit is dry as hell (Lord knows I have a whole lotta experience with this. I have to do the LOC method just to keep my hair from feeling like straw. It's the struggle).…

That is BRILLIANT.

It astounds me how many people are ignorant about American Prisons. You think they're a joke? That they're "summer camp"? Psh, go do some research (check out Switzerland's prions). The prison system fails in that the majority of people are either Black or Brown, non-violent offenders and, in many cases, are wrongly…

My son is two weeks older than BIC. He expresses interest in lots of things and he wants to have them all. Isn't that what two-year-olds do? He expresses interest in garbage trucks and firetrucks and busses motorcycles and "pretties" (pretty is a great word that encompasses everything glittery and/or with electric and…

Let's not forget about Nicolas Cage's birthday!

Not a South Park fan, I'm guessing.

No, this is two women (are they friends maybe?) posing in a selfie together.

That...is just fucking EVIL.

Why even get up on New Year's Eve? Just stay in bed and wait until January 2nd to guarantee no hangover.

Actually, why go out at all? Just stay inside and go to bed by 9pm on New Years Eve. No sense in starting every new year absolutely exhausted.

The point, you are missing it.

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Are you white? Cause round here, most cops always smell weed in my car, even if I'm not smoking weed and never smoked in it. Shit, they smell weed in my white friends cars if I'm in it ( and most of them don't smoke).

I think there's plenty more well-known Asian Americans than Tila Tequila for goodness' sake.

This is hilarious. Its also really funny to see some of the commenters be SO OFFENDED by a small gesture that this girl probably did on a whim, after having to oh and aw over engagement rings all night.