I know, right?

I’m partial to Summer Loving and the drive thru scam

Which should be possible once we get get display tech with dots so tiny that you don’t need lenses.

As someone with a boss who was trying to push us to do nft work for the company in our spare time, I can sympathize. I would love to make fun of the guy that has fallen for every tech scam in the last 20 years to his face, but I need a job, so I keep quiet.

He was on the shortlist, no doubt. 

One way to remedy this (that I think most caterers/venues try to do) is to make the signature cocktail something that can be pre-mixed to a certain extent. I can’t remember exactly what my sisters’ signature cocktails were at their weddings, but I know that they had premade pitchers of the base, which was some…

This! I was at a wedding and they just did beer, wine, gin & tonics and old fashions. Being that limited really sped things up. Any complicated drink is a drag.

yes this!

That’s pretty glorious. All it needs is a slip-on barrel extender to make it full-size. I love the idea of a shorty-mini-gun though.

The Arby’s ones are better even.

When the TGIF frozen stuff first came out waaaay back in the day, it was pretty good.  At some point it went downhill really fast and these days it’s trash.

Not at those prices. A little while ago, my wife ordered a cheesecake to pick up for a friend’s party on her way home from work, not thinking about the cost. I mean, how much can a cheesecake be, right? Well, it was $67!!

Day 1 of Condiment Gizmo:

I’m not big on Morningstar’s burgers, but their Chik products are second to none. Impossible’s chicken smells like cat food.

Don’t forget Sizzler.

This one hits hard. My brothers and I would pore over his images, soaking in every color and detail. We had signed originals and wore his t-shirts. We would go into shops on South Street in Philly right after a show had finished and ask for the poster hanging in the window before anyone else nabbed it.

All the stars for Dr. Katz!

I say that all the time and end up sounding like an old codger, which I am because I'm quoting from a 30-year-old television show

I wish I could give this 100 stars. Kinja only lets you give one, but that’s how they getcha!

Me too, but I’m also fine with pork.