Ghost of Tsushima was mostly a joyless slog

“Everyone in Jin’s world is beautiful, but no one is horny.”

Can confirm, 296 is the number released in North America.

It’s a pork chop with onions and peppers on a bun. How's that look gross?

We may have worked together in the past!

I mean, how can this not be obligatory:

Apparently it was a tie-in with the movie Small Soldiers:

For the clicks and ad views, oh wait ad bloc browser!

company mandate

Right?

So you’re sniffing a scent while drinking your water? Just plop a lemon wedge in there? 

I didn’t know that the people who made BF1 left. That’s a total shame but explains a lot. BF2042 feels like what andromeda was, a triple/quad A game left to novice game developers. 

Back in the 90's they offered a sort of pita bread taco that I quite liked. I remember that it was topped with something called “broccoli slaw” but other than that I couldn’t tell you what was on it.

Feed me Popeye’s Buffet or feed me rocks.

This reminds me of the Rax lunch buffets. We were regulars in college as we could walk from our house. They lost money on our gang of hungry, hungover college guys! 

Do you guys get incentivized to spoil shit for people? You couldn’t have titled this piece “Let’s talk about Stray’s ending”??? Why on earth do you have to add descriptors into that headline?? Honestly fuck this practice lol

Microwave time, oven timer, and if a third item needs more precise timing, then it’s “Hey Siri: Set x-minute countdown.”

If you need me I’m gonna be over on the Reddits all day laughing at a bunch of dipshits losing their minds.

All of the Buzz Cola cans I got for The Simpsons movie are empty now. They used to be full, but somehow they all developed microscopic cracks that leaked them down my bookshelf.  Maybe they’re worth $1000 a piece now.