A good way to serve the sloppy joes is with tortillas instead of buns. They can be rolled up for less mess.

Chicago Hot Dogs: So Delicious they have to buried underneath a salad. ;)

“Swift’s legal team”

Over-saturation of the market too.

“This very relatable scenario—who hasn’t forgotten a password in their life?”

He definitely has the haircut of a stupid asshole. Granted the sooner he crashes, the sooner society has more organs for non-assholes who need them.

“I don’t get why this is news.”

Sen. Lindsey Graham all but called him a murderer, saying ”You have a product that’s killing people.”

It makes me happy these people can’t live a normal day because they are so stupid.

Ooh Daddy you’re so grown up!

Yeah the sodium is why I don’t use momofuku’s packets and just add my own sauces.

“Also, strangely, they’re filled with beef; I’ve only ever eaten toasted ravioli made with ricotta”

“Every streamer has ads now because they’re all so big and they can’t really grow anymore.”

“a great deal. A 6-inch turkey sub that only costs $7.69!”

And a sane company would have studied and analyzed those 40 years of off road experience and try to improve on them.

The main reason I quit playing No Mans Sky was when I was shooting a laser at a rock for materials and realized “I am wasting my life shooting a laser at a rock.”

I’m loving the Finals. I’ve been wanting this kind of destruction for years.

“daughter of Saturday Night Live alum Rob Schneider”

“We’ve Discovered An Amazing GameCube Easter Egg”

This game is still in beta? huh?