Religious people acting mean? No way!

My fridge is covered in magnets and stickers.

I was doing so well on all of them, then I got some ridiculous drive across town in 60 seconds timer for a bunch of them. Now I don’t care about the time. I don’t need the extra eddies.

Bad CGI in movies is not due to a lack of talent. It is due to a lack of time and money.

1.412 billion potential customers > one celebrity.

Profits over people.

The New Yorker

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. Elon will never be your friend you weirdo.

Just wait until someone rear ends you and NO ONE IN TOWN can repair your “truck”.

“Why is pasta everywhere so expensive?”

Zapp’s VooDoo pretzel sticks are highly addictive.

It’s not rare at all.

A child is dead. Fuck you.

You are a shithead. A child is dead. Fuck you.

Mayo on any kind of Italian hero/grinder/sub/hoagie is a true sin.

LOL ok. Why get so upset about it? There’s no law saying you have to follow their advice.

It’s not on the meat, it’s on the tomatoes. A tiny pinch of salt brings out the flavor.

“Mayo is welcome”

Bring back the Shanghai McNugget Sauces. Teriyaki was so good.

Elon won’t send you a free one, until you pay for a blue check mark.

I truly hope she thinks it’s worth the money.