The New Yorker

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH. Elon will never be your friend you weirdo.

Just wait until someone rear ends you and NO ONE IN TOWN can repair your “truck”.

“Why is pasta everywhere so expensive?”

Zapp’s VooDoo pretzel sticks are highly addictive.

It’s not rare at all.

Mayo on any kind of Italian hero/grinder/sub/hoagie is a true sin.

LOL ok. Why get so upset about it? There’s no law saying you have to follow their advice.

It’s not on the meat, it’s on the tomatoes. A tiny pinch of salt brings out the flavor.

“Mayo is welcome”

Bring back the Shanghai McNugget Sauces. Teriyaki was so good.

Elon won’t send you a free one, until you pay for a blue check mark.

“Why the sudden, drastic price hike?”

Who pruned Loki at the end? He was running around looking for a prune stick, saw the telephone, then sees Sylvie, the sudden he is being pruned. Did Sylvie do it?

What kind of BS advertisement is this article?

“shows a police cruiser was at the scene”

Meanwhile in NYC we are enjoying excellent bagel breakfast sandwiches everyday.

The best chip for caviar is Calbee Seaweed and Salt (のりしお）

ELON WILL NOT BE YOUR FRIEND. You are a PLEBE to him. Nothing more.

I truly hope the next time he fires a 50 cal from the hip, it explodes.