This is only good for the Doughboys Podcast.

Please get them both in a room and let’s watch them contradict each other constantly.

I first heard about it from all the old Food Network specials about Chili Cook Offs in Texas. The show always made a point about no beans and perfectly diced beef.

No beans for the win.

Bring back the Teriyaki sauce:

Can’t wait for elon to cry and try to sue NewsGuard

Alamo Drafthouse has been around for decades with no issues. In fact people are extra quiet because you can get kicked out for making any noise.

Cool. I’ll still be over at the Alamo Drafthouse that has 50 beers on tap.

Can we just get Weird Al please?

12,800,000 people subscribe to that channel, that’s why. It’s a publicist’s dream.

“Don’t be a beta.”

“They even know about Jedi”

I was on a 4 hour drive a few weeks ago and rest stop after rest stop had big signs that said “NO BATHROOMS”.  Uh what?

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU RAPIST APOLOGIST FUCKING FUCK FACE.

“This period has been unimaginably hard on the marriage and the family”

“Uninstalled/re-installed. Logged in and ALL account history/points/rewards are gone!!! I’m having to start all over?!? This better just be a glitch!”

I wish my life was this simple.

Granted he’s a huge cat nerd (one of his restaurants was called “GATO”), so makes sense that a chef would want to make their pets special food.

“I hope they inspire the home chef in everyone”

Well more evidence just was released: 

Ah yes I’m sure these people are picking fresh fruit off of trees as they walk around with a portable blender.