Alamo Drafthouse has been around for decades with no issues. In fact people are extra quiet because you can get kicked out for making any noise.

Cool. I’ll still be over at the Alamo Drafthouse that has 50 beers on tap.

Can we just get Weird Al please?

12,800,000 people subscribe to that channel, that’s why. It’s a publicist’s dream.

“Don’t be a beta.”

“They even know about Jedi”

I was on a 4 hour drive a few weeks ago and rest stop after rest stop had big signs that said “NO BATHROOMS”.  Uh what?

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU RAPIST APOLOGIST FUCKING FUCK FACE.

“This period has been unimaginably hard on the marriage and the family”

“Uninstalled/re-installed. Logged in and ALL account history/points/rewards are gone!!! I’m having to start all over?!? This better just be a glitch!”

I wish my life was this simple.

Granted he’s a huge cat nerd (one of his restaurants was called “GATO”), so makes sense that a chef would want to make their pets special food.

“I hope they inspire the home chef in everyone”

Ah yes I’m sure these people are picking fresh fruit off of trees as they walk around with a portable blender.

So according to her, Hitler should have been allowed to apologize. After all, he did make some decent paintings.

If you’re in NYC, hit up Birria LES. So good!

Does Miller’s Ale House really think that is a good burger design?

Are people keeping fresh fruit in their cars?

The New Yorker has a great article about how these lawsuits come to be and the person most responsible for them: 

Sub Club, buy ten get one free. Simple.

No reason why she couldn’t start a podcast like everyone else. She could make plenty of money from sponsors to pay her staff.