Can’t wait for elon to cry and try to sue NewsGuard

Alamo Drafthouse has been around for decades with no issues. In fact people are extra quiet because you can get kicked out for making any noise.

Cool. I’ll still be over at the Alamo Drafthouse that has 50 beers on tap.

Can we just get Weird Al please?

12,800,000 people subscribe to that channel, that’s why. It’s a publicist’s dream.

“Don’t be a beta.”

“They even know about Jedi”

I was on a 4 hour drive a few weeks ago and rest stop after rest stop had big signs that said “NO BATHROOMS”.  Uh what?

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU RAPIST APOLOGIST FUCKING FUCK FACE.

“This period has been unimaginably hard on the marriage and the family”

“Uninstalled/re-installed. Logged in and ALL account history/points/rewards are gone!!! I’m having to start all over?!? This better just be a glitch!”

I wish my life was this simple.

Granted he’s a huge cat nerd (one of his restaurants was called “GATO”), so makes sense that a chef would want to make their pets special food.

“I hope they inspire the home chef in everyone”

Well more evidence just was released: 

Ah yes I’m sure these people are picking fresh fruit off of trees as they walk around with a portable blender.

I will say that first trailer with the Star Destroyer being force pulled to the ground was awesome.

Well they would be in a therapy session in a safe environment, not driving in their cars.

It’s so sad that all this MDMA therapy research was done over 50 years ago and then pretty much destroyed by the Nixon administration.

So here we are again. Hopefully the knowledge won’t be lost on the masses.

So according to her, Hitler should have been allowed to apologize. After all, he did make some decent paintings.

If you’re in NYC, hit up Birria LES. So good!