Two of the shittiest people on planet Earth. Birds of a feather...

TGIF Mozzarella sticks are the worst. Flavorless and the sauce they give you is so acidic.

“Don’t use this Chinese app on your Chinese made phone!”

The Cheesecake Factory is considered “fast food”?

I hope Microsoft replies to elon with a poop emoji.

Ad block + Screen Mirroring works for me!

“Employing robots to do something so mundane is a massively expensive waste of their talents”


So you would prefer a world where robots get to create all the poetry and art, while humans do manual labor.

“That finding suggests that at least some cases of chronic pain could be stopped with early and effective enough treatment, the authors say.”

Too bad health care in America is beyond expensive thus people don’t want to go to the Doctor to get treated. That’s why so many people suffer.

It’s not hard to understand.

Or if Health Care was not so prohibitively expensive, more people could go to the doctor and get those chronic pains treated.

Can’t wait to see one of these machines completely covered in condiment splatter and half filled plastic containers.

Yeah I don’t get their burgers either, but their breakfast sausage patties are far superior. I don’t need all that weird grease coming out of the Beyond Meat sausage patties.

They are also a high carb food, which people tend to avoid.

I’m a specific bean fan. Black beans with rice are good. BBQ Burnt End Beans are good. The rest can go away.

I’ll just stick with Morning Star. There’s a reason it’s been around for so long.

I’m so glad I enjoy the hydrogen and oxygen molecules that compromise more that 75% of my entire body. It’s so interesting that some humans DNA lineage have force them to hate water, the literally thing that gives them life.

Life is experience.

So go ahead and stay at home all your life I guess...

His own staff has called him out: https://www.newsweek.com/tonight-show-employee-calls-out-jimmy-fallon-amid-writers-strike-1797989

Jimmy Fallen is a piece of shit. He has no solidarity with the WGA:

Please Universe, remove this man from this time line.

“Taco Twosday”

Solved. Make it a 2 for 1 special.

Perhaps I missed something. How did he even figure it out the testimonies were fake?