His mom acted like any child star’s fame hungry mom would act, by doing nothing to upset the powers that be.

The fact that people still think this is real after the creator told them it wasn’t is why we have the GQP.

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“you’ll have to take a few extra steps here in the US.”

Or take a few extra steps to a bar next door and continue your night there.

“I was already inebriated at that time”

Ah yes the sign of a great interviewer is getting sloshed during the interview.

Bourdain convinced me to go to the Robot Restaurant in Tokyo. It was a fun time.

“The bucket itself truly isn’t large enough to carry a substantial trick-or-treating haul”

It’s truly hilarious this is a complaint coming from an adult about a product made for a children ages 3 - 5. It’s like complaining the sippy cup you bought can’t hold 16 oz of beer.

“Firstly, why? Why is he dragging this around?”

Becasue they fix stuff along the tracks many miles away from the train station and the nearest restroom.

Does it contain endangered elephant meat?

Pete’s Tavern use to have amazing fried calamari. Nowadays is just frozen junk.

LOL at all the shitheads who were defending him years ago because he “makes good beats”.

I find the trope of having to destroy the brains of zombies to kill them funny, their brains would be decomposed just like the rest of their body.

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“Again, a pre-recorded piece suggests that the show should dispense with the “live.””

I agree. One reason I though Mad TV was so funny was that it could nail down sketches with editing. So the timing of jokes was always spot on.

Take it to the Bean Cafe :)

Kotaku constantly has articles about a video or image without actually embedding that video or image.

MK3 was the beginning of the end for fatalities. A fatality where I can drop the MK3 arcade machine on my opponent? Uh ok.

Also everyone just exploded into bones.

No beans FTW.

Apparently they signed waivers before entering. I hope they can sue.

LOL blaming a trend on the internet that maybe 0.000000001% of the US population actually engages in. It’s not the buyer causing shortages, it’s the production.

(though I agree butter boards are silly)