“Soft pretzels are a great a la cart side dish in the high school cafeteria.”

Uh what? Where did you grow up?

If you already sit that close to a monitor, then why do you need 55"?

If you already sit that close to a monitor, then why do you need 55"?

Please watch the “Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond ” documentary about how Jim Carrey’s method acting was a nightmare.

It’s funny how you never hear a story about an actor being method for a character who is a nice person.

Why are all method actors playing angry people?

It’s crazy that this game had so many bad decisions behind it, but not surprising since the majority of people who worked on BF1 and BFV had left the company.

At least the game is in a playable state now. I’m having fun with it, but more improvements are necessary.

Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit. I’m glad life is hard for you.

Go fuck yourself you racist piece of shit.

This one?

Bring back the SUPERBAR.

A type of Japanese lunch box that has been around since the 1600s.

So you live by the mantra “If I can’t get mine, then no one deserves theirs”.

Interesting. No wonder you don’t sound happy.

A tub of chocolate chip cookies and a coke. JFC.

Just fuck off already you sociopath egotistical moron.

Sadly some humans brains have detoured from mainline evolution and instead of love, empathy, and kindness releasing serotonin, hate and willful ignorance releases these chemicals. Thus they crave negativity since their brains are hardwired to only release burst of serotonin when they see others in pain.

“Real Tomato Ketchup Eddie?”

“Only the best!”

I ate so much of that Island Pork Jerky that I can’t eat it again.

I definitely sneaked in my vape pen last time I went to Disney.

I highly suggest Melinda’s Habanero Ketchup.

Why does thsi person get so many chances?

If I was arrested three times in a year, I would be fired.

French Onion all day. I’m glad my mom gave me a great recipe for it.